Thursday, February 7, 2008

The Gays Are Coming! The Gays Are Coming!

So this is pretty funny, in a dark humorish sort of way. The American Family Association (AFA), a conservative group based in Mississippi, are calling on residents of the town of Eureka, Arkansas, to recognize the invasion of the queer population into their community.

That's right, folks, we're invading. Robert Knight, an anti-gay researcher, hit the nail on the head: "I can't help but think they get a special delight in taking over a place that has been known for its Christianity." You got us. Actually, we had invasion plans ready so as to take Rome by storm, but I guess the jig is up. Actually it's a little known fact, but San Francisco was once the epicenter for the California Christian Association of Conservative Christians. Never heard of them? That's because we invaded their asses...literally. Ouch.

Quick aside here: what exactly is "anti-gay", anyway? If he's an anti-gay researcher, that means he's studying the opposite of homosexuality. Which must mean he's studying...heterosexuality. So, he researches straight people. So why is he quoted in the article? What's a straightologist have to do with anything?

Full article here. Special thanks to the Dallas Voice for reporting.

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