Celebrity Candy: My Superhero

My favorite 'superhero' was ALWAYS Batman. Why? Because Batman was smart...he had to work for it. He was just an ordinary multi-billionaire with karate skills and a wise English butler, trying to make the world a better blace by wearing tights and using gadgets (if you got a bit of a dirty image out of that, you might see why I like him so much.

My favorite celebrity? Harder to pick, but this guy is definitely up there. Christian Bale. Hot. Hawt. HAWT. I think I just came a little, which is bad because I'm at work right now :P. But, anyway, he's also a great actor. With a great body. Great, great body. Perfect body, really.

Hmmmmmmmm.

And if that doesn't get you excited, this will. According IMDB.com, Bale is expected to perform in the movie Public Enemies, a film by Michael Mann (also directed Miami Vice) with...guess who? Johnny Depp and Channing Tatum. And, there I go again.....

Anyway, looking forward to that. It's also rumoured he's the lead role in the fourth Terminator movie. Not so sure about that, but if anyone can make me go to the theatre's to see that, he can.

Celebrity Candy: The Only Senior Citizen I'd Sleep With

Ian McKellen. Yes, I'd do him. I'd do him faster than you can say "liver spots". He's a legend, for Christ sakes. Plus, you know he has tons of experience. Old people still have so much to teach us.

Celebrity Candy: Spunky Marky

Young Mark Wahlberg. Is there anything more...uplifting???

Oh, I'm just too much. But seriously, this guy is great, even though he's a bit older now...I have a feeling he's still hiding a little something something underneath those clothes. Plus, he was an underwear model, so you know he's confident with himself. Plus, he's producing ALL the good shows on HBO (Entourage and In Treatment, and two out of two ain't bad). Plus, he's hot. Plus, he's tough. I would think he would have the whole rough sex thing down pat....hmmmmmmmmm....

Here's a more recent pic. C'mon Mark. I can take all the spunk you got. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Celebrity Candy: The Cause

My friends and I consider Queen Latifah our cause, since we weren't able to find anything else we all agreed upon. Think about it. She's black, a woman, heavyset (and damn proud of it!), and (allegedly!) a lesbian. She has EVERYTHING going against her, and yet she's FABULOUS!!! Queen, marry me. I'll be such a good beard, you'll need to shave twice a day.

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Celebrity Candy: The Guy You Hate to Drool Over

C'mon, you KNOW you love to see pictures of this guy. Just jump on the bandwagon already.

Celebrity Candy: Mr. No-Shirt

I know this photo's been around for a while, but this is one of the best to me. We should just enjoy it while we can, because now that he has a baby on the way I have the bad feeling he's gonna go the Brad Pitt route...........